wat a Day~

the morning was bad.. and it gotten worst for a sec wen someone was grouchy.. yeah the kakek was grouchy.. its not my fault n he tot i did a bad job.. i tink i nid to put up some action so dat dey noe how to play their role..

lunch anyone?
place an order 3 sets meal fr BK IMM.. suddenly the feeling konspiden (read:confident) auntie asked,
'all cook, ok?'
'yah... errr hey wait, wat do u say.. wat cook?' u mean u served non cooked food....
'all cook, ok?' she repeated again
'huh! *hari ini hari bodoh saya tuan* wat cook?' me wif the muka slenger.. a while later it strikes me,'ooooooooooooooooooohh! *ni panjang tau ooh dia* u mean coke! aahh yeah 2 coke n 1 cokelite' ok bab ni mak da mengkekek nyah..

so while she's saying out loud her orders in the mic,'one pring onion!!' konspiden dia bebual tau..
'huh.. pring onion..?' im still so blur..keep asking
'yah pring onion one only aah' she said
'ohhh u mean onion ring ah .. yeah only one' ok this fren of mine couldnt help it but to laff .. we were laffing till tertonggek2 kat counter tuh.. ppl watching us eh.. ihik ihik ihik... so i shooed the fren so dat we wont make a fool of ourselves laffing out loud.. there you go ..my orders are perfectly done.. thanx to the auntie konspiden.. while i were to return to the seat, catwalking to the 2 frens.. i keep on smiling to myself n saw them laffing all the way.. of coz they were talking bout the auntie.. auntie u really made my day lah!

the paper
its been years that i read The New Paper.. coz i labelled it as The 'Murder' Paper.. stories published ARE always bout murders, killings, molestation... i hev no choice but to stayed in the office n had to go back taking the public transportation rather den my usual company bus.. journey of 1 hr 45mins really make my bun go flat n da seat hot.. kalau lapar leh grg telor kat seat tuh *exagerrate mode* ok so i hev to buy the paper no choice lah! read it .. n of coz i will skip the page bout murders etc etc .. but i got a glimpse bout a boy in Penang, i tink, was given overdose of sleeping pill and died, n his body was put in2 a bag n was thrown to a river..OMG!.. TODAY paper featured an Indian man, 51, was given a place to stay by his bro out of goodwill.. but he molested/raped his 9 yr old niece .. tsk tsk tsk .. u c dats y i hate reading papers ..


on a lighter note..
sg idoL
yeah .. im watching rite now encore lah .. i tink Mediacorp hev telepathy..i tot i wanna email them n make a request to hev the repeat telecast which i miz out last sunday.. orh thank u mediacorp! muchos gracias.. i was laffing again n again .. most of them were nervous. whose not huh.. some were eksen mau lebih jek.. y ah .. u cant sing .. u cant lah . . y yekkedy yek said 'im gonna make an album soon lah' 'i can sing lah but u cant!' haizz ego..
ihik ihik ihik .. ok the campfire in the noonite is next.. so i shall take my leave.. ciao