Tuesday, May 30, 2006

taG -- naG~

Tagging Magging by aL-BedtOn.. can i twis twis twis *fingers showing peace sign* or not ....
virginise entry of kena tag... poor bloggy, kau da tak virgin~~

3 SCHOOLS YOU WENT

Jin Shan Pri (dah lingkoP liao), Nan Hua Sec (skolah cina bukit, rambut kene above collar), ITE Dover (byk kisah kat sini)

3 THINGS IN YOUR PURSE/BACKPACK
cards, cash, coins (there you go... i hev the 3 C's)

3 THINGS U DO WEN YOU'RE REALLY STRESS
eat chocolates (gue chocaholics), window shop (read: not splurging moneH), mumbling to myself (mimik muka mcm fifi)

3 PLACES U GO ON DAILY BASIS
tOilets (doesnt matter oPis or house.. but i will tahan if im outside), pantry/kitchen, my room

3 FAVOURITE FRUITS
waTermelon, honeydew, mangO

3 NAMES U GO BY
maS, lieya (ni pandai2 tarok.. not in IC pon), pok pek (dis is the family thingy as i like to nag)

3 OF UR FAVOURITE FOOD
laKsa (the norm ones .. not the penang), certain italianO food (minah latinO tak jadi), prata/murtabak

3 THINGS U R WEARING RIGHT NOW
ling-ge-ri (read: lingerie), tudoNg/shawl, blouse/tops+skirt/pants (muz b specific else u guys will imagine me)

--THE WHOS--

WHO IS IN THE HOUSE WITH YOU?
eLms, toothLess eLLy, my mOm

WHO ARE U THINKING RIGHT NOW?
the hubs & the babe

WHO DID U LAST TALK ON THE PHONE?
the hubs

WHO DID U SIT TO IN UR 5TH PERIOD IN CLASS?
which cLass ah...?

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TOLD YOU LOVED?
the hubs (alamak he's so lucky dat b4 i did dis he juz called me back)

WHO DO U WISH U WERE WITH RIGHT NOW?
the hubs & the babe again n again ..

WHO GETS ON UR NERVES MOST AT SCHOOL?
the beeches, the eksen hensem but mmg hensem, the 's0-called leader' (she told them not to fren wif me)

--THE WHERES--

WHERE IS UR PHONE?
snuggling in its pouch

WHERE DO U SLEEP?
my room

WHERE IS THE PLACE U TOOK A RIDE TO?
no motorcycle but there's always HelloMoto

--THE WHATS--

WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
mee grg at Bagus IMM

WHAT COLOUR SHIRT R U WEARING?
no shirt but black/red blouse

WHAT IS THE CLOSEST ITEM NEAR U IS BLUE?
water bottle

WHAT DO U LIKE BEST ABOUT SCHOOL?
pri sch - play zero-point and rounders
sec sch - get to b the chairman of malay society (not secret society lah... so i can tekan ppl & got respect.. bleergh)
ite - hmmmmm *naikkan kening mcm ziana*

WHAT IS UR FAV COLOR?
striking colors but RED will b the fav of all

WHAT DO U WEAR MORE OFTEN JEANS OR SHORTS?
jin

WHAT IS THE LAST MOVIE U WATCHED?
haaaaaaaaaa..~~ cant remember, my memory still in the delivery suite

--THE WHENS--

WHEN DID U START SCHOOL?
kindergarten - 1984

WHEN DID U LAST GO TO THE MALL?
IMM mall oso rite.. so shall b lunch time juz now

WHEN DID U LAST BURN SUMTINK?
my cupcakes few mths ago

3 PEOPLE TO DO THIS
nobody in mind .. so kena forfeit ekh..?

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nagging mode

destination : tamp st33 => clementi ave 2 => clementi west st2 => tampines st81 => tampines st33
...its a road hogging journey, pissed off with the Hes coz weneva the Hes driving, there's Shes beside them..
...elms beam the light to indicate Hes drove too slow and we cant overtake Hes as there's too many vehicles on the 1st & 3rd lanes... BUT still...
...Hes cruising all the way
...frustrating indeed
...total cars to b spank on the butt : 9

...b, not a nite for us to drive ydae lah!

Monday, May 29, 2006

tet & tot & kuduk-kuduk-kuduk~

Parental Guidance need not apply here as everyone of all age can read

...its pretty annoying wen i kept hearing it on my trip in the public bus .. esp wen u sat near the exit door .. sometimes its louder... tet tet tet ... tot tot tot .. wen one wrongly tapped the card at the card reader.. i hindered myself fr sitting near the door unless i hev NO CHOICE!..
...which is y i love to sit at the top deck if its double deck .. or at the back of the bus if its only single deck ... wen u sit at the wheel area, u gonna hev a bumpy ride.. preggers pls avoid this area

...nong nong (read: long) ihik ihik ihik ago ah.. wen i was still studying .. taking public transport is a must.. its fun wen u hev frens ard .. but wen u r alone n da journey is long, its gonna bore u to death or in my terms, i'll puke lah..

...den ah u can catch, ni depends on luck ah .. couples esp school kiddos smooching at the back of the bus .. correction pen aka liquid paper will b scribbled at the back of the seats.. yah la ape lagik who wants to sek pls call yada yada yada ... i love bla bla bla ... eherm eherm sux!.. n much more...aiyah those were da days..

the kuduk-kuduk-kuduk sound

...yah la wat else, its the mrt... some days its juz screaming in2 my ears.. orh i hev days where i hev to shift fr my comfy sit to another .. coz it irritates my eardrums ..

...nong nong ago *here i go again*.. wen i was still studying lah of coz.. long ago mah!.. kerkerkerker.. we used to sit on the floor near the sliding door of the train .. coz there's no sits left.. like a bunch of beggars la... but its pretty fun ah .. but wen there's too many ppl rushing in n standing near us .. of coz we stood up .. takkan nak bau kaki dorang kan .. euuww!

...wen i ride the train now, wen i look at those kiddos n sometimes da tua jugak masih nak dudok kat lantai, it made me smile .. thinkin back bout the past ... im not dat old lah *juz to add*

another story

...can anybody tell me where i can get a luminous dice dat u can hang on ur car mirror? saw one in one of the car passed by ... its luminous red ah .. i tot of grabbing it

Friday, May 26, 2006

dieT~

reality check
...during pregnancy - gained 11kg
...after pregnancy - another 4kg to loose to get the desired weight
...10 mths later - weight fluctuate.. reason, femalas nak exercise ... so i still hev excess 4 more kilos .. im giving out for free...anyone??... ihik ihik ihik
...elms suggested - so its lunges.. :( where got time to do dis *classic tol ans ni.. strike a pose like masDonna*
...my baby fats refuse to go away.. mayb they enjoy hugging onto the buns/hips/thighs/n not forgetting the tummy.. selambak cowww.. not six pack but a whole pack, gelebeh gelebeh you .. ihik ihik ihik
...ape tipah? kau tak nampak aku gemz .. haaa u want to look at it izit? ihik ihik ihik .. thanx to my height dat the fatty bombom din really show.. but da butt area is a no no .. i wish the butt is tone as JLo, BeyOnce, ZiaNa ZaiN..
... if u hev a pear shape, or as i always put it, an-hour glass shape (not!) try lower body workout
...giving out advise is chicken magnugget.. but trying out my own ... orh god noes how lazy i am! mau inspirasi dong...

pocket diet
...GSS is back on track.. i'll get excited bout dis .. no no no.. i cant afford to splurge out much.. but sipi2 tuh ader ah.. sebab tempias dek kekata org.. TER TER TER
...women's weekly magazine did caught my eyes dis morning while i wanted to buy nescafe choc mocha drink.. (nice u noe!.. u c how to diet one)
...feasting my eyes wif the wide range of mekap products .. wah ni buat excited lagik .. i saw FREE! FREE! .. strictly by appointments..
...wen it comes to the word FREE! we as usual became da kiasu singaporeans.. but im not dat kiasu la .. main hentam belik barang .. i got taste tau..ihik ihik ihik
...but i always remind myself not to spend too much as i always hold on to the word -- moderate!
...lucky elms dat he has a very moderate, (desirable, sexy, independent <== ahh ni tak masok context dats y there's brackets.. cuma nak tambah2 kasi cantik ni phrase), wifey..

wondering
...wen can i start my workout routine, dats the
QUESTION!

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

the (read: D) DAY~

...alhamdulillah, her prayers were answered.. thanx to the relative who's gonna pay all the expenses there..'semoga allah melimpahkan lagik rejekik dia' she's happy.. i am too.. years waiting n finally it'll b in sept.. tho she'd been there for haji n umrah.. she still tink n always looking 4ward to go to that place which she really really really miss very much.. she even tot of not coming back wen she was there even wen i was young and wen dad was still ard.. but nobody's blaming her as dats a good place.. Mekkah .. yes it is .. so umrah on sept after the 1st batch of 10pax goin dis coming june *all these expenses too will b taken care of dat relative of ours*..yes he's a pilot and he's mom's pakcik sedara (read:uncle) by pangkat tho he's younger den her.. he wants to sedekah some of his wealth n by providing expenses to the elderly is da best dat he can do....its not dat she cant afford to go there but she nids a muhrim to accompany .. my bros n me?? err hmmm... so the batch of sept for now will b mom, nek ngah n nek uchu... so more shall join the group..

...another prayer hopefully will b answered.. doa byk2 for elms..

...appraisal is good 2dae .. n i pray for it to happen, insya-allah..


on a kemek note
...2dae i accidentally listen to RIA .. y ah? hands itchy n i click on that channel on my cd walkman thus i don bother to chg it back...all the jiwang songs were tuned n still tuning .. n tak leh angkats is the suara kemek fr Screen.. waduh waduh .. tahik telinga leh terkluar dong .. sib baik lyric nyer bagus .. kalau tidak .. tak kosa nak dgr

...its been years dat i hear malay songs .. only gotta noe it fr frens or fr WARNA wen my mom tune it .. or MTV.. i miss those jiwang nak mampos n cengeng type *ni a bit ridiculous .. y the cd album called cengeng.. mcm tarak tetel lain ke*.. those 80s n 90s rock jiwangs still plays in my mind .. n i din noe dat elms also noe the lyrics .. he self-proclaimed don like to hear malay jiwang songs .. akakaak caught u, B .. heard u sing them n without stumbling the lyrics ihik ihik ihik ..

...wokay, another assignment need to b done.. *crack kepala mcm kelapa*

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

wat a Day~

the morning was bad.. and it gotten worst for a sec wen someone was grouchy.. yeah the kakek was grouchy.. its not my fault n he tot i did a bad job.. i tink i nid to put up some action so dat dey noe how to play their role..

lunch anyone?
place an order 3 sets meal fr BK IMM.. suddenly the feeling konspiden (read:confident) auntie asked,
'all cook, ok?'
'yah... errr hey wait, wat do u say.. wat cook?' u mean u served non cooked food....
'all cook, ok?' she repeated again
'huh! *hari ini hari bodoh saya tuan* wat cook?' me wif the muka slenger.. a while later it strikes me,'ooooooooooooooooooohh! *ni panjang tau ooh dia* u mean coke! aahh yeah 2 coke n 1 cokelite' ok bab ni mak da mengkekek nyah..

so while she's saying out loud her orders in the mic,'one pring onion!!' konspiden dia bebual tau..
'huh.. pring onion..?' im still so blur..keep asking
'yah pring onion one only aah' she said
'ohhh u mean onion ring ah .. yeah only one' ok this fren of mine couldnt help it but to laff .. we were laffing till tertonggek2 kat counter tuh.. ppl watching us eh.. ihik ihik ihik... so i shooed the fren so dat we wont make a fool of ourselves laffing out loud.. there you go ..my orders are perfectly done.. thanx to the auntie konspiden.. while i were to return to the seat, catwalking to the 2 frens.. i keep on smiling to myself n saw them laffing all the way.. of coz they were talking bout the auntie.. auntie u really made my day lah!

the paper
its been years that i read The New Paper.. coz i labelled it as The 'Murder' Paper.. stories published ARE always bout murders, killings, molestation... i hev no choice but to stayed in the office n had to go back taking the public transportation rather den my usual company bus.. journey of 1 hr 45mins really make my bun go flat n da seat hot.. kalau lapar leh grg telor kat seat tuh *exagerrate mode* ok so i hev to buy the paper no choice lah! read it .. n of coz i will skip the page bout murders etc etc .. but i got a glimpse bout a boy in Penang, i tink, was given overdose of sleeping pill and died, n his body was put in2 a bag n was thrown to a river..OMG!.. TODAY paper featured an Indian man, 51, was given a place to stay by his bro out of goodwill.. but he molested/raped his 9 yr old niece .. tsk tsk tsk .. u c dats y i hate reading papers ..


on a lighter note..
sg idoL
yeah .. im watching rite now encore lah .. i tink Mediacorp hev telepathy..i tot i wanna email them n make a request to hev the repeat telecast which i miz out last sunday.. orh thank u mediacorp! muchos gracias.. i was laffing again n again .. most of them were nervous. whose not huh.. some were eksen mau lebih jek.. y ah .. u cant sing .. u cant lah . . y yekkedy yek said 'im gonna make an album soon lah' 'i can sing lah but u cant!' haizz ego..
ihik ihik ihik .. ok the campfire in the noonite is next.. so i shall take my leave.. ciao

Monday, May 22, 2006

the InnOcent wOrld~

...so the MMVD knew bout the existing of this virgin cum bau kedai blog of mine.. still nids to make some adjustment n add some stuffs dat i tink i wanna put up.. *gue kan suka tambah² benda utk mencantikkan ruangan yg kosong ini*

...tikOi kLan kau 1st kopek kasi comment ek .. acheh ler ..to the rest, i thank u all.. if no story, i make up my own story la so u n me wont get bored.. ihik ihik ihik ..

...so the kitchen won't feel too hot as the wall fan was put up... 'nyah, kalau dtg umah mak.. pakai sepit rambut, clip tudong byk² hokay .. maklom kipas baru.. still virgin.. but if use long² (read: lama²) blom lagik menapouse .. n can b use till 10 or mayb 20 yrs ..itu pon kalau dia rajin minom anlene gold .. kalau tak ostoporosis .. sape susah .. mak jugak you.. dah kene tukar baru'

...i din get to watch Singapore Idol ydae.. heard there's a lot of wannabe ek .. did i hear 'campfire moonlight' wahahahhahahaahah ku tak leh carry ah .. n she repeated it again n again!! *uuh evil me* amboi tipah kau tak baca lyrics b4hand ke?? if u r in some other parts of da country, u r excuse of not bumping w/ others.. but hell sg is small hor u can b easily spotted even in public toilets n public transport.. where to hide ur pubic parts??..ihik ihik ihik

...was bz shopping n looking ard for a suitable pair of shoes for elms .. at last we got it at Adidas Suntec.. dinner at Breeks Marina, main course-- satisfactory! ... then we ordered muddy choco for dessert - its choc shake, so when it came... as errr cuppa ice-cream.. shocked of coz *dekni pekak kape*.. its choco tello dat she brought for us.. not being fussy i juz accepted it.. she was sorry bout it *apologising hor*.. but heck luckily im in a good mood.. sib baik sedap tau kalau tak .. backhand ngan aku.. so does it rhyme - muddy choco & choco tello - d only similarity is the word choco... *cekak pinggang*

...on a different note, congrats to rozi delivering a healthy baby girl on Sat evening ... so i shall wait for 2 more babies to join in2 dis world... hepi swimming in ur mommy's tummy ok, for now kekeekek..

...ah tuh jer nyah mak leh critakan .. nanti ader lagu lagik mak khabaq kat sini noh ...
...dats all peeps for 2dae's entry, rite now bz 'chatting wif MMVD bout explicit content' eehhh don tink senget ek.. we r not like da brokeback mountain boys, hokay!


Saturday, May 20, 2006

rEst assuRed~

in the morning
...since elms is away for work, i decided to chg my templates *leh dgr sapo ntah on lagu soundtrack Titanic, touchy gitu.. ihiks ihiks..*

...quite satisfied w/ the skin for now.. not my skin ah, still nid to soak myself in clorox bleach..
...toothless babe was trying to climb up nyai's (grandma) bed...
...afternoon will b spent wen the 3 generations (grandma-mama-dotter) went for a wedding lunch reception at TepaK SireH..
...will den head off to granny's abode, and head back to tamps after maghrib

...2mr will b elms' bdae.. hepi bdae, B!! yey yey da same age yey yey... tersame age..!! but in 2 mths time, im gonna b a lil' bit older den he is .. a lil' bit jek..
...given 2 choices, *mak cant afford nyah .. so hev to make him choose one out of two lah*, elms decided to make me buy him a pair of shoes.. he, yes HE! has tons of shoes, kalahkan biniknye.. so we shall shop for his shoes 2mr..

touching bout the hubba
...he, is a rockstar wannabe (not!) ihik ihik ihik!!.. always dreaming of becoming a rockstar.. i cant imagine wats my life gonna b if he becomes one.. he, tries to make my blood go upstairs, by trying to make me think wats gonna b my reaction if theres girls screaming n shouting n put up signs of 'I LOVE U!' & 'WILL U MARRY ME' to him.. so dats elms!

bout the toothless babe, elly
...she, is in the mood of getting up n walking ard the house, of coz w/ our assist.. she'll always tries to find ways to entertain herself by singing on her own, putting her hands up in the air, blabbering, n not 4geting she is quite a kPo-ter.. but apart fr all dat there's one thing dat bugs me especially... she's wary of strangers... it takes
a lil' bit of time for her to start to mix ard w/ others.. but alhamdulillah, i din freak out bout it..

...so there you go... an entry fr me.. as i noe, its still bau kedai nyer blog, so i might add entries quite regularly.. but mayb after a while u can c the entry will b updated fr everyday to once per 2 days den once a week den once a mth den den den den... n soon some will get bored fr updating n will close it..

...oh yes, ive seen some ugly posts fr others n there's blogwars.. i din even noe dat theres such wars.. ihik ihik ihik .. da best thing is don bother w/ such losers.. u can juz ignore wateva dey typed out coz we're in a cyberworld...

...oraity.. 2nite elms n me might wanna watch either Final Destination 3 or WWE Backlash vcd/dvd .. yeap we r fans of WWE..

...still trying my best to sort out how to do the counter code.. n much more.. ihik ihik ihik

Friday, May 19, 2006

I'm a viRgin~ ....... to this bLoggy wOrld

...wat? im blogging?!! i cant b serious... heh heh heh.. well i am now

...so am i happy? sort of .. heh..

...hokay,
...so hello surfers, *looking ard for hunks n babes in beach*, in the net!! its my virgin attempt writing here...

...so far, ive enjOyed following and reading thru other blogs n not thinking of having my own.. i used to hev my own personal journals cum diary, written n scribbled w/ my eva changing handwriting, not wanting anyone to read them, mostly its about me, mostly about my life, wat ive gone thru, ppl bullying me aka 'tak nak geng dia ah', teasing me, bitching bout me, much more lah~~

...hmm,
...so wats gonna b the entries in future? will b bout hubby & dotter *da wonderful toothless babe of ours*, n my surroundings

...sapo2 mau linky gue .. silakan! heh heh heh i noe u wanna link me .. come on .. link link link..

...btw thank you to all the pakej of seben MMVD (read: minah minah void deck) <== ni bukan sembarang minahs tau .. vogue gitu... encouraging me to blog, to all the fans out there... yes all the ceiling fans, wall fans, mini fans, industrial fans dan sewaktu ngannyer.. *as i hail dis trophy* anugerah ini aderlah utk semuer *typical ct nurhaliza's skrip gue pinjam*..

...hokay, im signing off as i nid to take a break. dont miss me a'haaa, i'll b back *nigga style*